Why u should marry an engineer?

A 4ward-ing email i got from my fren. layannn..... (so,better i start searching 4 engineer from now..haha =P)

When Choosing A Mate, Compare These
Other Professionals To Engineers.

DOCTORS
Supposedly, all women are after a
Doctor, so don't expect your
relationship to last more than 5 years.
Eventually , he'll run off with some
nurse from his office, or one of his
young women patients that is pretending
to be sick. He'll wait until you are
stuck with a few kids to do this.
This is not a problem with your Engineer
husband. He had a hard enough time
meeting you. It is unlikely he'll ever
meet another woman in his profession.

L AWYER
Do you seriously expect an honest,
trusting relationship with someone who
gets paid for lying? Once again, this is
not a problem with your Engineer spouse.
He doesn't have enough social skills to
lie convincingly. An additional drawback
to marrying a lawyer is when the divorce
happens you will get nothing.

SALE SMAN
See honesty segment under Lawyer. Plus,
he will be traveling to trade shows,
etc. where he will be in the company of
other equally trustworthy individuals.
Don' t be surprised when you get the
invitation to show up on the Ricki Lake
show. The company that your Engineer
husband works at will keep him in a
cage, often called a cubicle, until he
is ready to go home to you.

HAZARDOU S PROFESSIONS, I.E. POLICE
OFFICER, FIREFIGHTER, CONSTRUCTION
WORK ER, ETC.
Your husband, if he is not dead by some
accident, will likely be crippled with a
back injury, etc. just about the time
you are at your sexual peak. The only
hazards that your Engineer husband will
face is losing his eyesight by staring
at the terminal for too long. This
hazard actually has some benefits. For
one, he will not notice that you are
getting older, since you will be a blur.
He will remember you as when he first
met you, because the memory will still
be sharp, and you ask "Honey, were you
looking at her?", he'll honestly be able
to say that he didn't even see her.

TEACHER,LECTURER
The only reason he entered this
profession is so that he could be
surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls
who idolize him. He'll be in jail soon,
and then you'll have to look for another
man.